PROFESSOR HOWE and his unfaithful companion, Barbie Cappuccino, are back in their most "fang-tastic" adventure yet.

A strange Count, an evil from the dawn of time and a local vicar obsessed with St Fenwick all come together with the travellers in the small village of Wenches Finger.

Can the Professor and Barbie stop the count with so much a steak? Who is the mysterious figure known as Seiko why is he coffin'? And, crucifixly, can Peter Cushion and Christopher Leek hammer out their differences?